Censorship Worldwide is one of the
world's largest personal censorship providers with more than 100 million employees
globally. We offer individual consumers a broad suite of censorship products
and services across various social media sites to ensure that reputations are
preserved.
Social Media Censor: Positions
available globally
JOB DESCRIPTION
Envision your career with one of
the world's largest personal censorship companies. With over 845 million active
Facebook users and 500 million Twitter users across seven continents you'll
discover the rewards of working in a fast-paced environment saving young
careers one bleep at a time. Censorship Worldwide continues to expand based on
careless posts and tweets following doctor visits, fraternity parties, bad
break-ups, and such holidays as St. Patrick’s Day and New Years Eve. While you
may know our products: Don’t Tweet, Just Bleep; Spacebook: Where You Wish Your Bad
Facebook Posts Had Actually Gone; and HIPAA: A Guide to Your Own Health Care Privacy;
we are rapidly expanding our product offerings.
As one of FORTUNE Magazine's Most
Admired Companies, Censorship Worldwide is one family, one team of
professionals who actively strive to provide our customers with career-saving
censorship. A promise to be responsive to stupidity, to be respectful to
every mom in the world and to preserve reputations across the globe.
Job functions include but are not
limited to:
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Ongoing, daily monitoring and bleeping
of inappropriate material before they go live
•
Develop, write and compile a
library of imagery that can be quickly swapped out for bleep-worthy content
•
Research, read and educate on
various social platforms, channels and new initiatives in social media related
industries
Technical Skills:
- Technological understanding of Internet, WWW, and social media sites, etc.
- Common sense
- Ability to project how inappropriate content will affect career aspirations 1, 5, and 10+ years down the line
- Illustrator and Photoshop
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ReplyDeleteThanks Sam! We are now accepting applications... lol
ReplyDeleteHehe. That job sounds fun! Do I send my resume via Spacebook? :P
ReplyDeleteMatter, Don't Mind
Yes Rachel- all applications should filter through Spacebook. lol Thanks for stopping by the blog!
ReplyDeleteQuirky! BTW, when can I start?
ReplyDeleteWe are filling spots right now! Thanks for stopping by the Long and Short of It.
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